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6 Reasons Why I’ve Decided To Take The Bus To Work

For the past few weeks, I have been commuting to work everyday. It isn’t as bad as my previous Commute to Hell, but it is a 30 mile round trip, which has been using up a lot of my gas.

It is really racking up the mileage on my car, which is not helping me sell it. So I have decided to take the bus, and this is why:

Bored At Work? Try Flying!

So I downloaded Google Earth the other day at work, and my days have gone by faster ever since. When I first started using it, I simply typed in random places and looked around. This was pretty cool because I could look at places I had never been before. But then…

The Flight Simulator

I noticed under Tools in the menu bar, that there was a option to “Enter Flight Simulator.” Hmm, I thought, I wonder what this does?

As it turns out, it actually lets you fly a plane …

Why You Shouldn’t Choose Bank of America

After I got sick of all that, I decided to physically go to a Bank of America to talk to someone. So I walked in and gave the teller my information. After a few minutes of silence, the guy responds and says he doesn’t see an account for me anywhere.

I told him I knew for a fact I did and showed him my debit card. I told him it was rather new, and that I just logged into it a few minutes earlier. He then started looking some more but still did not find anything. He turned to me and said:

What State Are You From?

This was the question he asked me after looking for my account the second time.

The Dark Knight

The Line For The Dark KnightWhen I arrived at the theater the first thing I saw was this line. The line may not look big there, but it starts inside, loops around to the outside, and then loops one more time around the outside wall of the theatre. At first, I figured it was the line to purchase tickets to the movie if you did not already have them.

WRONG!

It was actually the line to get in to the movie to get your seats. So I ended up having to stand in this line just to get in to the movie. If you have never been to Phoenix, it is hot right now. Like 110 degrees hot! Standing outside is not all that fun right now…

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