I saw this meme over at Neil’s World and thought it was pretty interesting. So I thought I would go ahead and answer the questions myself:

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?

I always start the water first, been doing it that way forever.

2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?

Not usually, unless I am at the store looking for some that smells halfway decent.

3. Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences commercial?

No I do not, unless it involves the next question…

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?

Yes I have and I liked it…

5. Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?

No I have not and I hope that never changes.

6. Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?

Sometimes if I am running late I will.

7. Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?

Yes and it sucks.

8. How old do you look?

No facial hair – 12, with facial hair – 30

9. How old do you act?

It ranges from 12 to 45 depending on my mood and BAC (Blood alcohol content)

10. What’s the last song you sang?

Hmm, Gary Allan – Watching Airplanes

11. Have you recently become a member of anything?

Yes, I just joined Hostelling International.

12. What are your plans for the weekend?

Heads Carolina, tails California.

13. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?

Usually closes but sometimes I open them.

14. What’s the sexiest thing about Condoleeza Rice?

Not a big fan…

15. Does anything on your body itch right now?

Yeah my foot.

16. Who’s the sexiest famous woman alive?

This is tough, but I’m going to go with your mom.

17. Who’s the sexiest famous man alive?

Yours truly

18. Does every family have a crazy uncle?

Yeah I think that is a requirement of all families.

19. Have you ever smuggled something into America?

Yeah, myself; when I lost all my ID’s in Mexico…

20. Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?

Yeah I think it’s sexy when a girl plays guitar.

21. Do you live in a city with a good sports team?

Yeah the Phoenix Suns are pretty good. The Cardinals…not so much.

22. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?

I hate popcorn.

23. Have you ever had sex in a tent?

Yes indeed.

24. What about in a boat?

Not yet…

25. Have you ever dated a Goth?

Negative

26. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex?

How about amazing oral sex and amazing sex?

27. Can you fix your own car?

Sometimes, depending on what is wrong with it.

28. Would you want to kill George W Bush yourself if you were guaranteed to get away with it?

Most likely yes.

29. Should guys wear pink?

Yeah why not, I do from time to time.

If you post the questions on your blog and answer them, please let me know! I would love to read them.

Published on April 28th, 2008. And don't forget to check out my book, Life After the Cubicle.