There’s No Such Thing As Bad Publicity Baby…
This blog’s popularity has not been increasing like I had hoped it would. It is really hard to stay on top of the blogosphere and compete with so many other good blogs. Content is crucial, and it is very hard to come up with great content day in and day out. So I did a lot of thinking last night and realized I really only have one solution.
To Release A Sex Tape
You read that right! I have decided to release a sex tape, sort of like celebrities do. It seems whenever this happens, their popularity shoots through the roof.
Look what happened to Paris? As soon as that tape came out, people were googling away like it was the last day left on Earth. That is the type of publicity Life of Justin needs to become popular.
So by releasing my own video, I hope to skyrocket my traffic, create tons of backlinks, and end up on every entertainment Television show. I know it is a lot to ask, but it is worth a shot. Even if it brightens someones day, at least I can feel like I made a difference.
How I Feel About This
I must admit, I am a little nervous scared shitless about this whole escapade. I mean, who knows what this could do to my reputation. It could either skyrocket me to fame, or crush everything I stand for. Sometimes it is hard to take a risk, but you know what? Nothing big ever happens to people that sit around and hope something magically happens to them.
Big things only happen to those that risk it all and never look back. Besides, I am 22 years old and have plenty of time to rebuild my reputation if it comes to that.
Time For The Video (Warning, This Contains Adult Material)
Before you judge the video, I just want to say that it may not be the best video ever made, but it is a solid effort. I did not have the proper studio equipment to make this thing a full blown HD quality masterpiece.
Anyways, I am done pitching my video like it’s some crappy infomercial product. Check it out for yourself:
Well, What Did You Think?
Please share ANY comment you may have about it. Did you hate it? If so, tell me why. Did you love it? Good, thenI tell your sister, mother, dad, dentist, and any other person you have ever talked to about it. Tell them to spread the word, I need all the help I can get to blow the lid off this thing.
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LOL! Great Video! At first I thought you were really serious and then I was like cool, some little hottie’s butt in some pink panties. This post is hilarious! Keep up the good work. I also wanted to tell you that I have read many of your posts and thoroughly enjoy your blog. I cant believe you haven’t been fired yet. Thanks for the entertainment.
That was great. Even though I didn’t know what to expect, I was too curious not to click the play arrow. That was perfect.
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Yeah, as soon as I saw the title, I knew right away that this was linkbait!
Plus YouTube won’t allow that video, of course. 
Good job, though. XD
Justin, I love it…the sex tape…next time you gotta get real dirty like R. Kelly and Ray J.
HAHAHAHA
When I saw that title pop up in my feed reader, I thought you might just be crazy enough to actually pull this stunt. Glad to see you didn’t but that’s some funny stuff right there.
P.S. We your loyal readers request more hotties in pink panties.
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@ Adam,
Yeah I thought the title might pull a few people in to check it out haha. But yeah, I will see what I can do to get some more pink panties pictures lol.
I was thoroughly disappointed. Don’t be shy & Xtube.com will host for you.
That was hilarious! I’m sure it will increase your blog traffic!
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I think the best way to boost your popularity with a sex tape is to be the lesser known of the people involved. Funny as hell though.
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Yeah you got me. I was all ready to get riled up and leave a nasty comment and instead I find myself laughing though if you did have to show an ass it should have been yours lOL
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Thanks to the article, Now there is more reason to comment than ever before! Everyone should participate. I am incorporating what your wrote to our project!
I think it is supposed to be anonymously leaked by a third party, then you need to ignore it happened for a couple months, then pretend to file a lawsuit, THEN admit to it…
doh! got me.
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Oh…now I realize I was taken in!
That was hilarious! Great post, and great blog in general. I’ll be visiting back often!
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Ooh la la….real hardcore sex tape….amazing
Is it just me, or is the skinny stick block apparently shaving his legs a real turn on?
Man you’ve got to be kidding me
… that was my first thought. Turns out I was right
And I indeed feel a little dirty. Come to think of it that’s always the case. Thanks for the laugh, Justin.
Very funny. dont feel dirty though.
lol really good reading was fun keep up the good work
Cool. I wish it had an embed code so I could post it. Its kind of a ripoff, but a funny rip at that.