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Coke in Glass Bottles

Once in a great while I like to take a look at my traffic stats to see where people are coming from and what posts they are landing on. So today I spent some time digging through my data and found that my most popular post is now an article that I never anticipated getting much traffic. What is it?

It has to do with the title of this post…

Confused? Here’s the story: Awhile back I wrote a post while I lived in Austin about Mexican Coke. Many …

I’m Not Dead, Just Busy Shopping For A Duvet Set

It’s hard to say it, but today I am celebrating my 25th birthday. That means I only have 5 years before I turn 30! I am amazed at how fast time has been going by over the past few years. It feels like just yesterday I was graduating from high school and heading off to college. Yikes!

If anything, I’ve really started to notice how “grown up” I’ve become. Not only do I sit around and drink tea and read books all day, but I now spend my free time working on my budget spreadsheet and browsing the shelves at Goodwill hoping to find a flannel shirt for a dollar.

The feeling of being a grown up really sank in when I recently found myself spending a fair amount of time in off-price retail stores (I refuse to pay full price for anything) looking for a down comforter and duvet set (apparently they cover the blanket). Luckily I found one yesterday and no longer wake up freezing from the lack of a heater here in Florida.

Mexican Coke vs American Coke

One of the many things I’ve discovered here in Austin is Mexican Coke. Prior to moving here, I wouldn’t of had the slightest clue as to what it is. Now I can’t get enough of the stuff.

So I’ve decided to have a battle between regular Coke and Mexican Coke. Here we go:

Round 1: Appearance

As the old saying goes, “appearance is everything.” Even when we’re talking about something as simple as cola. Lets take a closer look at the two different bottles and see which one wins:

Wasssssupp!

I just had to post this lol. Happy makes some of the funniest facial expressions I’ve ever seen.

Haircut Fail…Or Win?

Is that a bob haircut? I sort of resemble Suri Cruise…

Anyways, after much debate I decided it was time to say goodbye to the long hair. I’ve had it for more than a year now and wanted to change it up a bit.

21 Totally Awesome Music Videos

From time to time, I spend some time on YouTube looking at the funniest and cheesiest music videos I can find. I also find some totally awesome music videos now and then. Here is a compilation I put together of some of the best (and worst) music videos from the past 30 years or so.

Since the whole copyright thing is going on over at YouTube, I had to link to some of the videos since a few companies (you know who) blocked embedding of their videos. Enjoy!

Men Without Hats – Safety Dance

I love this video for reasons I do not know..

Right Said Fred – I’m Too Sexy

This video is cheesy enough that hit had to be included in this list.

Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough

This video made the list because…I don’t know. The sweet backgrounds perhaps?

Watch It Here

The Stanky Leg

So what is the Stanky Leg? According to Urban Dictionary, the Stanky Leg is:

A dance which originated in Texas consisting of bending ones knees and rotating a leg like a jump rope. It is the lamest dance ever created.

So why oh why am I telling you this?

Because every so often, people email me and ask me if I can do a blog review for them. If it’s a blog I really like, I usually mention it in a post or help spread it through other social …

Some Awesome Improv Videos

While surfing around YouTube yesterday, I managed to find an awesome T Mobile commercial that aired in Europe (I think). It has a bunch of people dancing in a train station which was pretty awesome. Check it out:

After I watched that video, I ended up clicking on some related videos. This lead me to watching all of the videos from Improve Everywhere. Here are some of my favorites:

My Blog Bailout Check!

If you haven’t heard, the government has decided to bail us bloggers out. The exact value of your bailout check is determined by the following attributes:

• Incoming Links
• Alexa Rank
• PageRank
• Technorati Rank

There are also a few secret things that can affect your total bailout amount but these have not been made public yet.

How To Claim Your Bailout

To make a bailout claim for your blog, you simple need to go to this website:  http://www.moneypath.com/Bailout.html

Once you go to the website, simply enter in the URL of your …

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Just wanted to wish everyone an awesome St. Patrick’s day. Don’t drink too much green beer (I know I will). And for a few quick laughs, check out this video. If you haven’t seen it, the sketch alone is priceless: