Humor Archive

Zack And Miri Make A Porno Review

Last night, I went and checked out the movie “Zack And Miri Make A Porno.” If your not familiar with the movie, it is a movie about two people that are broke so they decide to make a porno to pay off their debt. The movie stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks as the two main characters.

Check out this trailer to see a glimpse of the movie:

If you can’t see the video, click here.

What I Thought

I personally thought this movie was hilarious. I laughed more during this movie than I have in a long time at the movie theatre. What isn’t there to laugh about when people are making porn?

It’s A D!ck In A Pumpkin!

A Perfect Halloween In 3 Easy Steps…

Please Use Your Turn Signal

I am starting to agree that Arizona has some of the worst drivers I have ever seen. Everyday I see things that just make me go “wow.” Every time I get in my car, I almost get hit or honked at for doing absolutely nothing. It makes me glad to be a proud owner of some pretty sweet rollerblades…

Anyways, on the way home from Target I came to the stop sign only to see this:

A Car Sharing Lanes…

Which Way Are They Going?

It may look like one of the turn signals is on, but it wasn’t.

Alcohol Causes Birth Defects?

Another Wednesday is once again upon us. Today, I would like to share another sign I found while hanging out in Flagstaff. The first one was a shoplifting sign, which was a little um…unusual. This one is an Alcohol warning about it causing birth defects.

Of course I have seen this warning before, mostly on liquor bottles and beer cans. But I have never seen it on a door in a hotel room. And it wasn’t just on the main door, but ALL of them. One on the bathroom, another on the main door, and two more on the suite room doors. Here is a close up of the sign:

Alcohol Warning on Hotel Door

Sorta weird huh?

Why You Should Never Shoplift…

While shopping in Flagstaff yesterday, I came across a shoplifting sign a little different than ones I have seen in other stores. It really doesn’t need much explanation to be effective. Just a warning, if your a kid reading this post it might not be for you.

So here is the sign:

Pretty straight forward if you ask me.

Introducing My New Ride

Now that I am going to be quitting my job, I really need to focus on cutting back on the unnecessary expenses. Owning a vehicle and filling it with gas is easily the biggest expense I have outside of my rent. Therefore, my car (Buy it!) is up for sale and I have found a new means of transportation.

It’s not the bus, nor is it a bicycle. It’s…

You got that right, roller blades!

My 25 Seconds of Radio Fame

I Plugged My YouTube Video on the Radio

Last night on the way home from work I was listening to KSLX 100.7. It’s a classic rock station here in Phoenix. Anyways, the guy was talking about his brother-in-law sandbagging it at his job in hopes of getting fired to collect unemployment. I thought it was hilarious since I have contemplated the same thing for some time now. He then asked the question:

Is Anyone Else Out There Tying to Get Fired?

And that’s when it hit me. The perfect opportunity to call in and try and get on the radio. I tried calling about 5 times and got nothing but a ringing phone. Luckily, on the 6th try the guy answered and asked what I have been doing to get fired.

Where Do I Start?

I told him I have been trying to get fired since I started my job in December. I had even written some blog posts about it, including the 5 things I have tried to get fired post. And let’s not forget the Personal Evaluation I posted.

Pulling Off the Moonwalk at Church

The Sweetest Church Dance Moves Ever

My girlfriend is an avid reader of Dlisted.com, a blog that covers celebrity news and what not. Anyways, she shared a video with me that was mentioned there and I thought I would share if with everyone.

The video is from The Way International Church, which is apparently located somewhere in Ohio. Not real sure what type of church it is, but it is definitely one that is all about dancing. The moves these 3 people have are crazy. The moonwalk is just …

My Hometown Makes The Associated Press

Clintonville Made The News…For Dog Poop

It is not often I make more than one post in a day, but somethings just need to be pointed out. My girlfriend sent me a link today to AZ Central, the main news site here in Arizona. The article was about a small town in Wisconsin and what they are doing about pet poop.

Well it turns out the small town, Clintonville, is where I grew up. I lived there until I left Wisconsin and moved to Hawaii. It is not a very …

Another Reason to Avoid Walmart

So I was checking out at my neighborhood Walmart last night (rarely step foot in there) when I saw these Ice Breakers on rollback:

The sign said 2 for 3 bucks, which makes it sound like a great deal. The funny thing is, I specifically remember buying some of these about 3 months ago for $1.50, not $1.67. So I did some investigating and looked under the rollback sticker, only to see this: