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Best Job Title Ever: Reality Checker

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I think I may have finally found my dream job. I have been looking for some time now for a job that I would enjoy and not hate.

Well lately I have been going home everyday for lunch around 1 PM to watch the show, “Urban Legends” on the Discovery channel. It is basically a show that takes popular urban legends and then puts them to the test and says whether or now they really took place.

For example, everyone has heard the saying that you should not …

5 Ways To Cope with a Hangover at Work

Thursday nights always seem to get me. I went out last night and this morning I felt like death had come upon me. Then I realized it was Friday and I still had one more day of work. Ugh!

So here is a few things I am doing to survive the day:

1. Destroy Something

I am still not feeling 100%, which is most likely why I have the shakes. I was pushing a cart with a computer on it, and guess what…?? The computer fell off the side and …

My 6 Month Personal Evaluation

It has officially been six months since I started this position and I am soon going to be up for review. I was given a personal evaluation to fill out and some of the questions straight up made me laugh.

So my dilemma, is whether or not I should fill it out or not. I am most likely going to be done working here right before my actual review. So I could ignore it and see what happens. Or, I could answer it with fluffed up answers that most employees …

5 Things I Have Tried To Get Fired

As promised yesterday, I decided to make a post of some of the things I have been doing lately to try and get out of this job. The sad thing is, I have failed miserably at it. It is going to take a lot more effort (or lack of) on my part to actually get canned from this position.

So here they are, the 5 things I have been doing to try and get fired:

1. Going in late and leaving early

On a day-to-day basis, I come in approximately …

Getting Lonely at Your Desk?

Everyday I sit at my desk which is basically setup in a ghost town away from everyone else. Hardly anyone walks by unless it is lunch time.

Well today, I managed to stumble across something that gets people to walk by almost every single time I do it. So here they are, the 3 easy steps to get someone to come walking by your desk. It is really easy and works like a charm.

Step 1:

Go to this link: http://www.funny-city.com/games/squares.shtml

Step 2:

Start playing the Squares game. (Hint: Go …

A Few T Shirt Ideas

So I was screwing around at work today and thought I would come up with some T Shirt ideas. I have a sheet of paper with more than 100 ideas on it, I just never got around to putting them into action. Hopefully I can make some real designs and put them up on CafePress at some point. Anyways, here are some random ideas:

The Bunjer BROS.

The first shirt is dedicated to the Bunjer Brothers.

Who are they you ask? Let’s just say their like the Hardy Boys of …

Beer Pong Invades CVS Stores

So I was wandering around a CVS Pharmacy here in Phoenix yesterday, when I managed to find something interesting. I was checking out the liquor section (of course) and saw some plastic cups and ping pong balls.

My first thought was, Beer Pong! And then I thought how convient it was to put these items near the beer. I have never seen a store, other than liquor stores, put items like this near the alcohol.

What I found to be even more interesting, was the fact that the price tag …

Justin Answers 29 Random Questions

I saw this meme over at Neil’s World and thought it was pretty interesting. So I thought I would go ahead and answer the questions myself:

1. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?

I always start the water first, been doing it that way forever.

2. Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?

Not usually, unless I am at the store looking for some that smells halfway decent.

3. Do you moan in the shower like …

The Day The Internet Died

Congratulations on making it to another Friday. You once again managed to survive the work week.

Today I thought I would share one of the funniest things I have seen in awhile. The new South Park that was on Wednesday was all about the internet.

Everyone in South Park wakes up one morning and heads right to their computers. Little do they know, the internet is completely down nationwide. People start panicking and realize how many things are dependent on the internet.

People could no longer check E-mail, chat online, …

Pole Dancing + Cat Fighting = Hilarious

If your bored at work like I am, check out this funny video of a girl learning how to pole dance. I am pretty sure the girl in the blueish shirt got owned in this video. I personally like how the cameraman kept filming for awhile after the fight broke out.

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