Humor Archive

Movie Idea: Escape From the Cube Farm

So I thought of an idea for a movie I thought I would share. I have always wanted to write a book, and then create a movie based off of it. Perhaps this will be it.

It would be the story of a middle-class American (could be me) giving up his job in a cubicle to find himself. The comfort of a steady paycheck and job are just not enough anymore to keep the man motivated.

He hates his commute, his boss, and the idea of sitting inside all day. …

The Commute From Hell

Happy Friday everyone! I thought I would give you a little insight into what my commute is like everyday of the week, so here it goes:

It is all down hill once I pull out of the gates of my apartment complex. Soon I pass the 7 11 that always seems to be shady outside. You never know what you might see. The usual is a few bums drinking 40′s on the side of the building but I have seen stranger things.

Once I pass the 7 11, it becomes …

Google Is Set To Offer New Features

Google announced a few new features for their products today. It is always interesting to see what they have brewing over at the Googleplex. These are the two features I found to be the most interesting:

Gmail Custom Time

As I was checking my Gmail today, I noticed some read text up in the top right corner. Eager to see what it was, I clicked on it and was taken to a page explaining the new feature added to Gmail.

The feature is called “Custom Time” and it allows you …

You Just Got Rick Rolled

If you haven’t noticed, people across the internet have been Rick Rolling one another. It spread across YouTube and has even made it on television lately.

So, what is the Rick Roll?

According to Yahoo Answers, Rick Rolling is an internet prank or joke. Rick Roll, rick Roll’d, or Rick Rolling is an internet spam trick in which people post a link to a Rick Astley Video on YouTube, but say the viewers of the video are being let to another video.

I have no idea what actually started this …

Rock of Love 2 vs. Tuesdays

You read that title right. Today’s debate is between Rock of Love 2 and Tuesdays.

I have officially changed my mind and now believe that Tuesday is the worst day of the week. I used to think Monday’s were the worst, but not so much anymore. Monday is just a slow transition from the weekend to the work week. I really do not put forth much effort until at least Tuesday.

The nightlife on Tuesday sucks here. I wanted to go out last night in Phoenix but could not find …

Happy Easter

Well first off, let me start by saying Happy Easter to everyone. My Easter has been anything but ordinary, so come back tomorrow to check out my post recapping the days events. I promise, it will be interesting.

In the mean time, you can check out this funny video of my roommate dancing with his Captain Morgan costume on:

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My Journey to the Moon

The space shuttle took off from somewhere in the United States, but I am not sure where. It sort of looked like Florida but I could be wrong. Anyways, once the shuttle took off I was shocked at the amount of power it really has. Before you know it, we were already breaking out of the Earth’s atmosphere.

From this point on, I was about as scared as anyone could ever be. Nothing surrounded us but black sky and stars as far as you could see. We sure aren’t in …

Who Invented The Alarm Clock?

I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock this morning and wanted nothing more than to kill the fool that invented this tool from hell.

My entire drive to work consisted of nothing but thinking, why on Earth did this guy/girl have to come up with this idea of a clock that wakes you up in the morning?

Had that never been invented, I would of slowly made my way out of bed this morning at 9:30 and would have felt great. But no, someone had to have …

The Pros & Cons of Office Jobs

I am sitting here at work, bored out of my mind, and wish I was just about anywhere on planet Earth, except in this cubicle. Since I cannot leave, I figured I would come up with a list of the pro’s and con’s to working an office job.

Lets get to it, here are 5 of the Cons (there are actually like 100 but it takes to long to type them all).

1. Meetings

Everyday, employees sit in meetings that are marked as important, when all they really are is …

5 Reasons You Should (And Shouldn’t) Party On Weekdays

Last night was another interesting night to say the least. It started with a roommate spilling a drink on his pants and getting accused of pissing himself at the bar. And ended up with 6 people riding home in a mustang, which involved one person riding in the trunk (not me!). So this morning when I woke up, it got me thinking. What are the pro’s and con’s to going out on the weekdays versus the weekends?

Here is what I managed to come up with.

5 Reasons You SHOULD …