While shopping in Flagstaff yesterday, I came across a shoplifting sign a little different than ones I have seen in other stores. It really doesn’t need much explanation to be effective. Just a warning, if your a kid reading this post it might not be for you.
So here is the sign:
Pretty straight forward if you ask me.
I started thinking, maybe more stores should use these…haha.

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Wow that sign would work. Most of the signs just say don’t shoplift which is fine but it really doesn’t put it into a real life situation haha. I need to put this outside of one of my businesses.
Ouch…
We should send this sign to Wall Street CEOs and Washington politicians.
They usually don’t end up in prison though…
Good stuff, man. I’ve been cracking up looking at that post. They should post that sign in lots of places.
Firstly, I’d like to say “hahahahaha, hilarious”. This reminds me of the signs we have here in Australia.
There are signs that say “WANT LONGER LASTING SEX?” in big letters. If you’d like to see the image: http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/longer_lasting_sex.jpg
Now the other day on the way to work I had seen the sign has the word CENSORED put over the top of the word sex. It made me laugh because now it says “WANT LONGER LASTING CENSORED?”
Here’s what the billboards look like now with the censored on them:
http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/longer_lasting_censored.jpg
I know I am completely random Justin, but I think you love my weird/offbeat/over the wall comments on your blog.
Wow. That sign needs to be posted in the board rooms of 90% of corporate America!!
i almost laughed out loud in a meeting just now when i stumbled upon this post. Nice post to start my day
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yup. that would give me second thoughts. and it does seem true. :O
Right on Brian! I was just thinking that.
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I think that sign would be appropriate for some stores, but for regular grocery stores and small food shops, I’d say it’d be going too far. I think it’s funny though.
GAG!
Justin now owes me $89 for the expresso I just sprayed on my Monitor.
LOLOLOLOL
Well, if I am not guessing in a wrong way, it is hilarious and funny. But some people may get confused easily by the sign.
Haha, a classic.
Bwahhahahha! That is just hilarious.
Awesome! I love it!
(I mean the sign, nt what would happen to me in prison…)
Oh, my… I can foresee the reaction of children who see the sign “mom, why is it so”… I wouldn’t wish to be the one to explain:(
Interesting article of how to teach the younger generation not to shoplift. I will inform my grandson who is 16 years old of this blog. Have a Good Day
The grocery store I go to has vending machines all over the place with anti-theft stickers that read: “Stop thief! These machines are cleared out daily!”
I would say that your particular picture of the ass prison thing will make young ones think. At least to let them know that that particular area takes theft serious. Rock on!
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Too Funnie
hilarious!
They should put this in all stores! I bet that would curb shoplifting quite a bit!!!
Hahahaha, nice! That may have worked if I had seen that back in high school…nice find for sure.
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